Kickin’ it: Chuck Norris style

This is a real throw-back for me – I used to love getting new Chuck Norris “facts” every day when Facebook did that kind of stuff. Here are some great ones:

Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.

Some magicians can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed phone calls from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.

They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to rename it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Giraffes did not exist until Chuck Norris upercutted a horse.

Chuck Norris once smashed a mirror over a black cat’s head while standing under a ladder and then won the lottery.

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the earth down.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. He bites frost.

Click here for more Chuck Norris Facts!

Love From Sarah

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